The Hoosier Tornado
In this corner, weighing in at 120 pounds (yeah, right), it's "mommy."
And in the opposite corner, weighing 20 pounds, it's "The Hoosier Tornado."
Tonight, these two continue their struggle for command of the floor space within apartment 10. While mommy is more than six times the size of her opponent, size is but one factor that will help decide this battle of the ages. The most important tools here are persistence and versatility, and the Tornado possesses both of these in great abundance. She never runs out of objects to drop, toss, and slide onto the floor. And just when mommy lets down her guard, believing that all possible random objects have already found their way to the floor, the Tornado finds new drawers to empty and new shelves to clear.
And now, the commentator is off to re-stack business cards and put them back in their drawer for the third time...
Lisa
And in the opposite corner, weighing 20 pounds, it's "The Hoosier Tornado."
Tonight, these two continue their struggle for command of the floor space within apartment 10. While mommy is more than six times the size of her opponent, size is but one factor that will help decide this battle of the ages. The most important tools here are persistence and versatility, and the Tornado possesses both of these in great abundance. She never runs out of objects to drop, toss, and slide onto the floor. And just when mommy lets down her guard, believing that all possible random objects have already found their way to the floor, the Tornado finds new drawers to empty and new shelves to clear.
And now, the commentator is off to re-stack business cards and put them back in their drawer for the third time...
Lisa


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