I know everyone has been anxiously awaiting to hear about my drive through Oklahoma, so I thought I would get up and write about it first thing in the morning. Yes, I survived.
When I got up in the morning, just across the border, one thing I did not expect was for it to be raining. Actually, it was refreshing compared to the 100-plus degree weather that was forecast. There would be enough of that as the day progressed, but for now the day was off to a good start. So I filled up my tank and proceeded for Tulsa, OK.
Oklahoma signs In Oklahoma, I saw a bunch of things I had never seen before. There were a number of interesting signs posted along the way. Apparently, just after crossing in, I was on a toll road. The funny thing was that, while I was warned that I would have only the next exit to avoid paying the toll, it wasn't until after I was committed that there was any indication of how much the toll would be. (It was $3.50.)
But another sign, "Speed Limit 75" more than made up for any sneakiness from the previous sign. Oklahoma understands that drivers like myself would like to, um, expedite our journey through the great state. (Actually, I was expecting brown and boring but it was green and pretty most of the way. Wait until next month I guess.)
The most interesting sign was one that would appear several times as I drove through Oklahoma: "Do not drive through smoke." Um, okay. This is one of those occasions where maybe little bit of context would have been helpful. Is Oklahoma known for its brush fires, or exploding cars? Or do things that burn in Oklahoma turn into toxic fumes that can overpower the unexpected out-of-towner? Fortunately, there was no opportunity for me to find out. But at least the sign was interesting.
Brushes with fameOne thing I didn't know was that there were so many "world famous" attractions along the route of my journey! And here I thought it would just be a boring drive I would seek to complete as fast as possible. But no! Even before reaching Oklahoma I passed a "world famous" cavern where the outlaw Jesse James hid once. But that did nothing to prepare me for what was next... there was this "world famous" antique store, a "world famous" largest barrel-making facility in the world, and - the granddaddy of them all - the "world's largest McDonalds" in middle-of-noplace, Oklahoma. Although I suspect that, since it billed itself as "still" the world's largest, there must have been some controversy over whether or not that title still applies. All I know is that, as I drove under the restaurant, I thought to myself, "That's a freakin' big McDonalds!"
My so-called lunchAs I proceeded through Tulsa and to Oklahoma City, I noticed that both the car and I were hungry for fuel. I didn't really want to stop, but I figured I may as well get it over with. So just on the west side of OKC I saw an exit with both gas and food and decided it was time.
One thing that enticed me was one of those large, built for maximum visibility signs posted just off the freeway - this one was for "Wendy's." I like Wendy's because you can get lots of 99-cent stuff and make a meal out of it - including a side salad and a baked potato, more healthy than the usual fast-food fare. Unfortunately, Oklahomans must not feel the same way, because when I got there it was all boarded up. But, lucky for me, right next door was this burger joint called "Braun's" that looked like it had potential. It served real ice cream products, and was a non-smoking restaurant. So I thought I would give it a try. Big mistake.
I'll spare you many of the details, but I got the steak sandwich combo. They should have called it the "steak" sandwich - with the quotation marks included. When I saw the sandwich, I thought they made a mistake. Their "steak" was nothing more than a hamburger which was dipped in batter or something before it was slapped down on the grill. It looked like one of those chicken sandwiches - now I wish it was. It tasted like sawdust.
Ah, but it was a "combo" meal - including fries and a shake. They could have put those in quotes, too. Then I could have included the finger-quotes gesture when I ordered. (I would like a "steak" sandwich, an order of "fries," and a vanilla "shake" please. That would have been fun.) The fries were obviously straight out of the freezer and had exactly zero taste. And the shake seemed like it had been out in the sun for an hour before they served it to me. I couldn't get out of there soon enough.
So, should any of you ever find yourself in Oklahoma, heed my words. If you see a sign for "Braun's" - and there are a few of them - just keep driving. Your stomach will thank you.
So I finally hit Interstate 40 and was on my way to Texas. Next post, I'll write about my brief but interesting time at another "world famous" location in the great city of Amarillo. Take care!