Another disturbing trend in the housing market

It seems, now that many cannot afford homes of their own, they have taken to stealing houses piece by piece.

Imagine how upset I was when I awoke last week to find that my bathroom had been stolen! On a positive note, they left the kitchen - and they took that horrid wallpaper with them.
Now all I have left in my water closet is a hole in the floor that looks a lot like, well, an Italian toilet. Either that or a prop from .2001: A Space Odessey

"I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me..."

Lisa