
The weather has been getting a little bit chilly here in California, and noticing that Amelia did not have many long-sleeved shirts in her closet I thought it was time for a shopping trip.
While many clothes that I buy for Amelia fall right off of her, Carter's clothes seem to fit her really well. So we got in the car (after feeding the animals at Amelia's school) and headed to the nearest Carter's outlet store.
Since we were headed out of town anyway, I thought it made sense for us to try to visit another historical marker along the way. I found one online that sounded like it was nearby, and down the road we went.
As we headed down the highway that had been suggested by Google maps, I learned something new about Amelia. Turns out that her biggest pet peeve is listening to her sister make clicking sounds with her mouth. As we were driving and Diana was clicking away to her favorite songs, Amelia was throwing a fit. Although Amelia was driving me crazy, a big part of me thought this was hillarious. I told Amelia that it was okay if Diana's noises bugged her, but she had to learn to relax and deal with it. I suggested that she think about something else to which she replied, "I can't think about anything else." I told her that it bugs me when people pull into a driveway and honk, waiting for their party to come out (instead of getting off their lazy butts and knocking on the door). Amelia said, "And Diana's clicking is the thing that really bugs me."
Everyone calmed down as we neared our freeway exit. Amelia had asked a dozen times where we were going, and I told her we were going to a park none of us had ever been to. I didn't know what kind of park it was, all I knew was that
California state historical marker #437 was near the Mossdale Crossing Park.
Somewhere on I-5 there was a sign telling us to "exit here" for the Mossdale Crossing Park. So, silly me, I followed the freeway sign instead of my Internet directions. At the end of the offramp was a second sign, but that was the only sign there was. The road we were following took us straight into a large cluster of new home developments. There were signs everywhere, but they only pointed to clusters of homes for sale. As we went on we encountered a park that was more-or-less complete and open to the public. (The park was labeled a 'future park' and still had a chain link fence around the public restrooms that were under construction.)
Amelia said, "There it is!" I told her that this wasn't the right park and she said, "But this is a park we've never been to before." I couldn't argue with that, so we parked and went out to explore the park.

While at the park I called my dad and told him that I was having a hard time finding my historical marker. He gave me new directions, that sounded easy to follow, and would lead me to State Historical Marker #780-7 (site of completion of the Pacific Railroad). Very good, now I have a new plan...I decided to let the girls play for a while at the park and then we would get back in the car and try to find our new historical marker.
Little did I know that half of this park was a water park. There wasn't a drop of water anywhere when we arrived, but the park had valves - somewhere - that kids could operate turning on a rush of running water. As soon as Amelia saw other kids playing in the water she asked if she could play too. I was very hesitant, but I figured that it would be okay since we were going to buy the girls new clothes anyway. If their clothes were damp, I could simply remove them and replace them with warm, dry clothes after all.
I guess I forgot how wet the girls could actually get, when given the chance. Diana was completely drenched and cold. I didn't want her standing around in wet clothing, so I offered to remove her shirt. After I wrung out her shirt, she started to remove her pants on her own. I tried to help her, making sure that she kept her diaper on. She pushed my hands away a couple of times before I told her, "You have to wear your diaper, Diana." She said, "I don't want to wear my diaper!" Next thing I know, this girl is running around naked in the park! I was a little embarassed, since the other kids at the park (who were also very young) were boys. At least Amelia kept her pants on.
Finally I got the girls back to the warm car. I put their wet clothes in the back to dry and thanked my lucky stars that I didn't live in this town and would likely never see any of these people again. I drove rather slowly to the freeway (so the clothes would have a moment to dry) and got back on the trail of my new favorite bit of California's history.

I must admit that my dad's directions made more sense than those I had gotten from Google. And they made a hell of a lot more sense than the street signs I had seen thus far. Though I made a few wrong turns at first I finally found the marker I was looking for. At least, I think it was the marker I was looking for. It was pretty damn hard to tell when
the actual plaque was missing!
Now who would steal a historical marker, I ask you? And how did they do it without being caught? I realize that the marker is a bit off the road and away from most of civilization, but you would have had to have had a crowbar to pry this thing out of the concrete, I would think.
Not to be derailed, I entered the park nearby looking for the second marker that was supposed to be in the area. I drove around the small parking area, and up to the boat launch, and didn't see a thing. I finally parked in the shade and said, "Maybe I'll get out and look around a bit." Amelia said, "I want to come too!" I reminded her that she was only wearing underwear at this point and she said, "I want to run around nekkid!" I did not allow her to run around nekkid. Instead, I grabbed a free brochure and got back on the freeway headed for Carter's.
When we got to Carter's I checked the girls' clothes. They were still incredibly wet, and I could not convince Amelia to put them back on. (Once she had one leg halfway on she said, "No, no, no, it's too cold and it's still wet.") So, I put Amelia in a long, zipped-up coat and held Diana and went into the Carter's outlet store. Boy did I feel like an idiot with two naked kids running around a clothing store! Of course, once I got out of the store and got the girls dressed in new, warm clothes - it was all good. Then the girls and I went to Texas Roadhouse, Diana and Amelia danced the "Boot Scoot Boogie" and both received many complements on their lovely attire.
What an adventure! Adventures in mommy-hood...Sometimes things just don't go as planned, but if you roll with it I guess you can still have fun.
I considered trying to take the girls to a California mission today (where there would be no question about finding a historical marker), but I just didn't have the energy. There's always the weekend, I suppose...
Lisa