Wednesday, September 24, 2008

T-I-R-E-D

Monday morning I flew in from Detroit. I had fun in Michigan, and didn't do anything crazy or keep odd hours. Yet, I'm still worn out.

Diana, as you can see, wasn't the least bit tired today and did not need a nap.

Amelia didn't need to sleep this afternoon either. In fact, when I lay down for a quick nap on the couch (while Diana slept in her dad's chair) Amelia almost immediately jumped on me and tried to make me crazy by repeatedly touching my nose with her index finger. I tried to stop her by removing my nose and placing it in my back pocket, but her "finger nosey" torture continued. I then attempted to remove Amelia's nose, but I could not convince Amelia that her nose was actually gone. After touching her own nose, just to verify that it was still there, she told me, "You can't remove a nose!"

So I didn't get any sleep at all today. I am about to remedy that situation right now and carry my carcass upstairs and into bed. I hope to get plenty of sleep tonight so that I will be ready to chat a bit tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Lisa

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Scratch off number 916

Since visiting the Mount Diablo coal field last week I have been trying to decide if it would be plausible and worthwhile to bring my daughters to every historical marker in California. Working the math in my head the task seems silly. If I were to visit 100 sites a year - two each week - it would take more than nine years to complete this task.

At the same time, there are worse ways to spend one's time. This might develop into something cool, like a California travel guide. At the very least the girls and I are learning a lot about the history of our state and some of the people who have helped to develop it into the wonderful and eccentric place it is today.

In the off chance I wanted to take this task to heart and commit myself to the goal of reaching every historical marker in California, I checked the Internet for interesting sites near my dad's home in Fresno. (It helped that I spotted a sign along Highway 99 indicating that we were near historical marker 916 - The Forestiere Underground Gardens.) Reading the description of the Forestiere Underground Gardens it sounded intriguing, and it didn't hurt that the site was located along the road home.

So for $12.00 Amelia, Diana and I took the 12:00 tour of the gardens. Both girls seemed really enthusiastic about the tour, though Diana said that she thought the place would be "scary" after standing in the shade of an overhang of grape vines. Maybe there was a little part of her that thought the journey into the ground would be like a tour of the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.

As the tour coordinator described a list of "dos and don'ts" to our group, Amelia endeared herself to the crowd. Talking about the temperature differential between the underground tunnels and the surface and describing some of the features of the tour, our greeter paused just long enough for Amelia to step forward into the crowd and state, "And, it's going to be cool!" Many of us snickered at that one.

The tour was moderately interesting, and much of the site was closed off due to renovation or issues with water run-off (pretty odd in September). I wasn't sure the girls were getting much out of the visit, but the moment our tour was done both girls wanted to return to the beginning and visit the caves again.

For me, the most amazing thing was something that couldn't be seen in a tour and that was the drive that Mr. Forestiere clearly must have had to turn a rock-hard piece of presumably useless land into a garden. Trees that could not have grown in the shallow top soil have been thriving for, in some cases, 90 years underground growing though holes cut into the surface of the earth. Mr. Forestiere was even so innovative as to graph citrus trees together making the best of limited earth by producing single trees that gave multiple varieties of fruit. If it were possible, this would have been a great place to spend a longer stretch of time, with a much smaller pack of tourists. It would have been nice to sit still and absorb a bit of the ambiance of Mr. Forestiere's underground lair.

I still haven't made a commitment to visiting all of the historical markers in California, but the idea is a tempting one.

Lisa

P.S. Though this has nothing to do with today's post, I have to share one of Diana's funniest quotes with you. A few days ago as I was getting Diana out of the Big Red Car when I noticed a nasty and familiar smell. I asked Diana, "Did you poop?" and she replied, "I'm not poopie." I told her, "Well, I smell something. What's that I smell?" Her response: "Maybe it's flowers."

Hilarious. I assure you that what I smelled was not flowers - unless it was those nasty smelling society garlic plants we have in the back yard.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Workin' in a coal mine

The morning seemed warm, so I thought today might be a good day to take the girls to the mall (to let them play out of the heat). The girls had a great time at the mall's indoor play area and we all had a nice lunch together. And just like the last time we were at this mall, Amelia found herself talking to a Spanish-speaking girl and the resulting misunderstanding made for another hilarious Amelia quote. Though I didn't hear everything the other girl was saying, I did hear Amelia's response: "I'm not an asi es tu, I'm just Amelia!"

Maybe Amelia needs to learn Spanish.

After leaving the mall, my curiosity got the best of me and we headed to a new destination. You see, somewhere in the back of my mind I have a dream of taking my girls to every historical site in the state of California. I figure I could take a photograph of the girls at each marker to keep track of where we'd been and where we were going.

Of course, in my dream I have a great sponsor who helps me pay for gas and incidentals along the road in exchange for acknowledgement in my popular blog.

Today I brought the girls to California historical site number 932 - the Mount Diablo Coal Field. And even though all of the buildings within the park were closed at site 932(some due to renovation) we still had fun. The scenery was lovely and the girls both loved climbing up and down a huge mountain of dirt and rock that had been displaced during mining operations a hundred years ago. The dirt that had been piled up to make the hill we climbed was so fine, that it got all over the girls' clothes and skin. Poor Diana looked like a miner by the time we headed back to the car.

So maybe I'll pull over more often when I see signs indicating that a historical marker is nearby. Maybe I will try to see all of the designated historical sites in my state. I realize that California is a really big state, but a journey of a million miles starts at the first historical marker.

One down, about 983 to go...

Lisa